@eric10F: My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons.
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@theroyaltramp: When I was little I wanted to be a writer when I grew up. *looks around* I guess I should have been more specific.
@DanMentos: [showing my 4yo a Slinky] me: look, it’s walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing