@eric10F: My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons.
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@CulturedRuffian: Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house.
@GianDoh: All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast.
@SadieSkyNinja: My spirit animal is a cockroach because I refuse to give up and die. Also I'm sorta crunchy.