@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
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@omgthatspunny: The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
@Cheeseboy22: The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.
@Chyld: I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen."