@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
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@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos
@Fred_Delicious: "Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] "Omg captain I'm so sorry"
@vanderwangwe: Her: Are you even listening to me or are you just tweeting? Me: Yes sweetie, I hate her too.
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......