@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
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@Marlebean: Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat
@WilliamAder: There should be a "Life of Pi" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week.
@BradBroaddus: Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room.
@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.