@dril: my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
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@seamussaid: I wake my daughter up by tossing pebbles at her window so the first time a suitor tries she'll have the same response we do to alarm clocks
@SortaBad: The most unbelievable part of any Christmas movie is that characters my age are homeowners
@shutupmikeginn: I'm a club photographer, I take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them
@4SLars: I won't ever use botox. I want everyone to know when I'm scowling at them. My general disdain is much more powerful than my vanity.