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@AverageCorners: My garden shed door keeps opening and closing.

Is it the wind? Yes.

Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes.

My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. 

Is it the wind? Yes. 

Am I going to tell my kids it’s haunted so they stay out? Also yes.

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