@salazarsboxing: My german shepard doesn't like dog food, so we have that in common.
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@STOTLE: If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash
@ComedicBust: Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once.
@ABurgerADay: What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?