@salazarsboxing: My german shepard doesn't like dog food, so we have that in common.
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@TheBoydP: Say what you will about Facebook but when my wife sees posts by my extended family, at least I don’t look so bad.
@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.
@InternetHippo: MAFIA BOSS (ominously): Take him out ME: What if he's already seeing someone MAFIA BOSS: Well then you have to respect that relationship