@DownFrontArtist: My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door.
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@AndyAsAdjective: Respond to every "How was your weekend?" today by staring off into the distance & whispering "So much blood..."
@therealeatwood: JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I’m right here
@lasergirl70: I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.
@thomas_violence: windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol