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@Black__Elvis: My gf said all I do is sit on the couch in my underwear all day but that's bullshit, I've never been able to fit my underwear onto my couch.

My gf said all I do is sit on the couch in my underwear all day but that’s bullshit, I’ve never been able to fit my underwear onto my couch.

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