@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.
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@KimmyMonte: before camouflage clothing was invented, people would just stand still and make tree noises.
@XnotafunnyladyX: Apparently I have a few "tells" when I'm angry. But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me.
@That_Damn_Duck: Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle.
@RoosterMustache: Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply.