@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.
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@PaperWash: Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife
@causticbob: "Susan, will you marry me?" "Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!" Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother.
@Darlainky: Nice try appliances that play music when the cycle is over. You're not tricking me into enjoying housework.
@shutupmikeginn: I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second