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@HairyJew4Life: My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other

My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa.  Her:  Ok let’s take this upstairs.  Me:  Alright.  You lift one end and I’ll get the other

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