@Pundamentalism: My girlfriend asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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@AverageCorners: My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf.