@scarebro: My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.
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@ilovepie84: I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep
@HeyZeus666: I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night.
@Teeter_Totter: I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul.