@scarebro: My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.
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@dafloydsta: [on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* "YES" *takes plate of fries with me*