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@YeahDrewisOn: My girlfriend is:

- super sweet
- light as a feather
- pink
- melts in my mouth when I eat her
- always at a circus
- possibly cotton candy

My girlfriend is:

– super sweet
– light as a feather
– pink
– melts in my mouth when I eat her
– always at a circus
– possibly cotton candy

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