@trevso_electric: My girlfriend steals all the blankets in her sleep and I wake up cold, next to an adorable linen burrito.
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@OldUncleDaveO: If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
@ComedicBust: I joined snapchat yesterday; apparently my phone doesn't die fast enough for my liking.
@KalvinMacleod: FASHION BOSS: any new ideas? ME: how about a shirt with a hat F: so a hoodie? M: I call it a shat and as I say it out loud I hear my mistake