@iRowlf: My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong.
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@ImLeslieChow: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
@ThRealBallsDeep: <at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
@SortaBad: Body: go to sleep Brain: what country has the largest population of goats? Better run a search on this