@samalmightysam: My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense.
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@Tmoney68: The International Space Station was assembled IN SPACE. I can't follow one page of illustrated instructions to assemble an IKEA dresser.
@Playing_Dad: I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment
@vinfury: Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
@ilovepie84: Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.