@clemdytan: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
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@daemonic3: 1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?
@68Cly29: Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges
@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...
@CakeThrottle: Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand.