@clemdytan: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
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@Matt_The_1st: Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another
@SondraDeeMe: Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you.
@AndLive2Love: If the Earth was really flat, all the cats would have pushed everything off it by now.