@Underchilde: My girlfriend told me to “tread lightly.” So when I ran over her, I drove really slow.
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@skullmandible: most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
@RobDenBleyker: It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.