@causticbob: my girlfriend was cold so i bought her a fur coat. #Snowmageddon2015
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@calluptome: The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
@DirtMcTurd: [Giraffes at gym] "What do you want to work on today?" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet