@Pundamentalism: My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me ‘The Love Machine’ because I’m terrible at tennis.
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@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@MythicPicnic: George Washington spent 63% of his salary on alcohol so I guess you could say I have presidential qualities.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: The Teen Choice Awards air tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren't allowed to vote.
@crunchenhancer: My wife told me she "likes it rough." So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women