@ChaseMit: My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there.
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@DannyDyer5: It always amuses me when I see tweets from people clearly using words they don't understand, thus making themselves look aerodynamic.
@seamussaid: I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: "oh you think BUSH was terrible?"
@SeptapusDenny: CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.