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@daryl_licked: My girlfriend's daughter was laying across my legs.

Me: What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk.

I think we're bonding.

My girlfriend’s daughter was laying across my legs. 

Me: What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don’t talk.

I think we’re bonding.

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