@Black__Elvis: My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy.
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@TwoSapphiresBlu: Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret.
@WilliamAder: The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.
@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.