@CYComedy: My goal weight is for it not to look like I'm having a stroke when I yawn.
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@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.
@theshantilly: *shampoos & conditions hair *rinses hair *blowdries hair *straightens hair *spits toothpaste into hair