@CYComedy: My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter.
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@MavenofHonor: *grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring
@Brianhopecomedy: Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, "That's not your left foot" a billion times.
@rachxthompson: me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia