@RideSallyRide69: My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'
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@seandunn76: Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*
@DominicStraw: You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
@AbrasiveGhost: INTERVIEWER: And why under skills did you put "has dominion over bees"? ME: [covered in bee stings] You can cross that one off