@RideSallyRide69: My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'
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@JennyPentland: 10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But… 10yo: ALBATROUT
@megfraser: HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished
@J_Illunninati: The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them