@TheTweetOfGod: America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.
@Donna_McCoy: I wish I had the confidence of a person who marks themselves as "safe" on Facebook.
@Shock_Monster: My dream job? That's easy:
Be one of those Muppets that sit up in balcony making fun of everyone.
That's Old School Twitter.
@RandomManik: -So how can we help you today Mr Benson?
"Please. Mr Benson was my father."
-Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?
@IamEveryDayPpl: *enters contest*
Contest: "Wrong hole."
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