@vineyille: "My god," I whisper as the food arrives. "Just as the prophecy foretold."
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@JB4Realz: [Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it.