@vineyille: "My god," I whisper as the food arrives. "Just as the prophecy foretold."
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@Home_Halfway: Sometimes I get shivers in my spine just thinking about how much tougher Popeye would've been if he'd eaten fresh spinach instead of canned.
@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is scared of dogs I bought one And I have never seen him since.
@themorris23: Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.