@vineyille: "My god," I whisper as the food arrives. "Just as the prophecy foretold."
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@Sickayduh: "Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?" "Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"
@Parentpains: Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too.