@donni: "My god...we're monsters," I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically
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@nolifecoach: If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
@SteveKoehler22: My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card.
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.