@KevinSussman: My goldfish died. The good news is I’m inheriting a tiny treasure chest.
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@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.
@Quartzjixler: If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist.
@samalmightysam: • You're born. • You grow up. • You believe in Santa. • You stop believing in Santa. • You look like Santa. • You are Santa. • You die.