@Sassafrantz: My Google search in case someone ever steals my phone
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@RayfromCincy: Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on.
@scorpicpanda: Contrary to popular belief, people will still try to talk to you if you are wearing reindeer antlers.
@TheBoydP: Serious question. How does my local grocery store keep figuring out my favorite brand or flavor of a product so they can stop carrying it?
@shariv67: The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need.