@Sassafrantz: My Google search in case someone ever steals my phone
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@JMFnSparks: If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as "This is SPARTA!!!"
@bridger_w: At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of
@ThisOneSayz: The Revenant bear attack scene only it's me trying to get out of volunteering at my kid's school.