@girlwithatail: My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person.
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@BuckyIsotope: I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes.
@Smooheed: A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended
@bobvulfov: CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir
@BuckyIsotope: GOOD COP: I’m going to read you your rights BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points