@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
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@Juicedballs: Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*
@KentWGraham: Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
@kentgrossarth: The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?
@SondraDeeMe: If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates.