@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
@envydatropic: Coffee is cheaper than bail
Starbucks - You sure about that?
@BoogTweets: Her: Have you seen my glue gun?
Me: *Eating popcorn chicken right off a cob* No.
@pickupIines: are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us
@SCbchbum: A haunted house, but just with a bunch of mall kiosk guys chasing you with face cream
@TeaPainUSA: Kelly Ayotte says "Donald Trump is absolutely a role model for kids." She's right, kids don't pay taxes either.