@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
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@CroweJam: Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.
@Mr_Kapowski: We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob
@Mr_Kapowski: You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did
@robdelaney: My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :(