@simoncholland: My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me.
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@causticbob: Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.
@petemandik: If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist.
@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.