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@juneohara65: My GPS thinks we should see other drivers.
@SuperJuanderer: If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead.
@stevevsninjas: Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects.
Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed.
@juliussharpe: I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?
@GinjaNinjaSarah: Bit chilly again tonight.
@ilovepie84: My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus