@juneohara65: My GPS thinks we should see other drivers.
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@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.
@jwoodham: DRAKE: I'll drop the best album of 2016. BEYONCÉ: Nah. DRAKE: The best album of... April? BEYONCÉ: Nah. DRAKE: Please don't do this to me.