@cluedont: My grandad used to swear by refrigerators. And televisions. In fact, he was probably the most foul-mouthed member of staff Comet ever had.
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@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's
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