@totallymel: my grandfather destroyed the economy w/ the overproduction of coins he pulled from behind my ears. the market simply could not deal
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@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower
@coIIegestudentz: College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom.
@heatherlou_: A "good parenting" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?