@caperbc75: My grandfather is so racist he only eats white chocolate at Easter.
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@BuckyIsotope: Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not
@VerifiedJayy: My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy
@BoLenerf: Some people think I'm an uncultured lout but it's not true. For example, I know the 5-second rule on dropped food does not apply to soup.