@casual_koala: My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is.
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@hoops_Daddy: Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise.
@kidphonic: I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!
@HeyZeus666: Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard.
@prtxt: Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.