@casual_koala: My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is.
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@Swishergirl24: Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead
@jonnysun: spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy