@david8hughes: My grandfather was so racist he had a white & white television set.
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@iQuoteComedy: Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "Oh no she didn't!", she in fact, did.
@NottaBigDeal: I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say "you're gross".
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Breakfast! Son: YOU made it? Me: Yup. Son: What is it? Me: An omelet. Son: It’s…um… crunchy. Me: NEXT TIME PICK UP YOUR LEGOS.