@Diversion50: My Grandfathers dying words to me were, "Are you still holding the ladder?".
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@kwirkyKerri: You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose.
@partlyfunny: My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable.
@rachelle_mandik: there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies