@meganamram: My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!
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@SamGrittner: I asked my mom what she wanted today and she said "she just wanted me to be happy," so I'm on ecstasy petting a dolphin right now.
@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.
@ohpeetie: Today on Facebook: 1) Jen feels betrayed but doesn't want to talk about it 2) Kim started a prayer circle 3) Lori posted 87 recipes