@meganamram: My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!
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@FeelingEuphoric: HIM: whatcha thinkin’ about? ME: *thinking about how polar ice caps are melting yet Santa still gives naughty children coal instead of a clean, renewable resource alternative* …oh, nuthin’
@ghostkrogh: a lot of ppl don't kno that the 50 stars on the american flag represent how many stars there are in the sky
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist