@PeachCoffin: My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again
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@kevinrowe1: Doctor: Between 1 and 10, describe how much pain are you in? Me: Is married a number? That's how I get the good meds...
@SexySpainNights: I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience
@breatheandlove: If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet.