@SadieSkyNinja: My grandma talks a lot of shit for someone who still uses a flip phone.
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@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
@liv_thatsme: Me: Will I be happy in 2017? (peers into crystal ball) Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Psychic: I don't know; I've never seen one explode before