@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
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@Probgoblin: Be the reason they have to add a section about roller skates to the employee handbook.
@rickolantern: *replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd
@KrissiBex: I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone