@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
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@Book_Krazy: [Pours goldfish into aquarium] You're free now "Mom? You know those are just crackers, right?"
@E_lok44: I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it
@abbycohenwl: I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. It really works! [cut to bathroom: two cats do cocaine off the toilet tank]