@JarrettsPosts: my grandpa doesn’t use his blinker because “its no one else’s business where he’s going”
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@Tierno158: My motto is "Grab Life by the Balls." As you might imagine, being dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named "Leif."
@KyleMcDowell86: Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* "Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*
@jessokfine: Bread pudding is not a dessert. it is just wet bread. do not fall for this scam. Resist.
@DancesWithTamis: With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us