@AnniemuMary: My grocery store changed its whole layout. It was better the other way so I'm slowly and quietly moving everything back.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ramblinma: Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point.
@iamledgin: Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be.
@djdarrellripley: Me: I forbid you to go! Her: What was that? Me: You heard me! I said, "I'd really appreciate it if you'd reconsider!"
@Mr_Kapowski: [farmers market] Vendor: Would you like to try some almond milk? Me: Oh. Is this milk made with cage-free almonds? Vendor: Huh? Uh I guess so Me: *leans in close* If I find out- Wife: Ok I get it. You hate being brought here. Stop embarrassing me