@Dutch_50: My grocery store keeps rearranging the produce section. If I need to work this hard to find bananas, there better be a damn tropical breeze!
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@electrolemon: i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just "all the money you got"
@BaconHuffer: I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power.
@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice