@coolandbreezey: My guardian angel deserves a raise
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@SnizzleFrizzle: My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark.
@gregreckons: Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group.
@mishakey: It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal, then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand.