@coolandbreezey: My guardian angel deserves a raise
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@stockejock: What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!
@KeetPotato: me: [answers phone in meeting] "this better be important" wife: "i think we're having a baby" me: [sighs] "you told me that 9 months ago"
@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.