@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
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@LizHackett: I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
@Fred_Delicious: *Paul Walker shouts down from the gates of heaven* "YO DID I GET A MILLION LIKES ON FACEBOOK? THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A MILLION LIKES"
@AndrewNadeau0: Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story
@AnkCoupleTO: If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now