@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
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@dril: my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
@michaelianblack: The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise.