@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
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@AaronFullerton: Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt.
@Frankie_Val: 100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail
@notalogin: Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly.