@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
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@TGIJeff: When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water
@MattMcC1: "nice dog or cat or baby or whatever" i offer politely, my eyes scanning the room for the taco dip. "was it expensive?"