@ToxicProbably: My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate.
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@Gooooats: Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive.
@raniao2011: I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis.
@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.