@ToxicProbably: My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate.
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@EndhooS: [Back at her place] Date: talk dirty to me Me: uhh...dust is basically just flakes of dead skin Date: Eww, wtf? Me: I mean... uh, limescale can shorten the life your kettle
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
@KBChicken75: "To each their own" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you.
@david8hughes: God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then